Blue Jean Serenade

Rock children, hold your heads up high.

bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via unshaped)


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fightingscholarlykrogan:

this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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…it gets better

its like its straight out of a comedy movie

(Source: superwholocknonsense, via makinsurethatmerrystillgoesround)


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rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

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